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وأرسل إلى امه الرسالة التالية
Dear YOMA,
Yesterday friendy invited me to a Lubnany restaurant, we orders first KISSERS ((مقبلات , upside down ((مقلوبة, and the dessert was hind's husband cake (جوز الهند) and made in husband (معمول بالجوز).
But yoma one friendy is a moons player (لاعوب قمار) so danger on my mind (خطر على بالي) to go to the vomiting office (مكتب المراجعات) in the university that have the divorced salad(السلطة المطلقة(and tell them about friendy.
Yoma I bought husbands of socks (زوج جواريب) but the salesman didn't understand what I wanted so I told him your right on me (حقك عليي) I wanted to pay for the socks he didn't accept and said to me keep it on my calculation (خليهه على حسابي)
We became friends and he invited me to his house, before I came in I shouted constitution parents home (دستور ياأهل الدار) I evaluated his envelopes (قدرت ظروفه) coz he lived alone in a small house. He insisted to spend the night in his house I told him cover your width (يستر على عرضك) I can't sleep out of the university but from little little( شويه شويه) I knew he was Dilaimy too.
I told him that the next day the invitation would be on my mathematics (على حسابي). Friendy came to tell him staying in your life البقاء بحياتك) coz his cousin died two weeks ago.
with the safety Yoma ( مع السلامة), and take your mind on your self (وديري بالج على نفسج)
الموضوع الأصلي: عراقي محشش يكتب رساله || الكاتب: عراقيه وهذا يكفي || المصدر: هنا العراق
موضوع: عراقي محشش يكتب رساله 
الأحد نوفمبر 21, 2010 3:20 am